Ask me.

benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

getoffmybloghoe:

getoffmybloghoe:

louijia board

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(Source: freddifish)

turian-chocolate:

Hannibal Lecter + aprons

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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(Source: infinatemistake)

(Source: nosdrinker)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum)

comingupforblair:

"They’re only fictional characters"

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(Source: lolerzz)

ladycaracas:

some-peasant:

ladycaracas:

1k notes = good post

10k notes = well done, you have some tumblr skill

100k notes = a work of art

1 million notes = a masterpiece, belongs in a museum

10 million notes = a legend that transcends time

there is a 10 million note post that just says “egg”

a legend that transcends time

larrygoosebumps:

mrlourrys:

mrlourrys:

louis calling harry harold

harry calling louis lewis

Me calling an ambulance

(Source: larriams)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(Source: mariecxox)