Ask me.

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(Source: shuckl)

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

(Source: doomy)

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: jamesbabeshaw)

plug:

when bae mad at u

plug:

when bae mad at u

becausejensenackless:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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Anonymous asked:

I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

  • me on my dash: i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already

obligatori:

People be wanting the character roster to be like

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Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

h0odrich:

trashabasha:

h0odrich:

i want a lewey vatton wallet

You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!

whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u